Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

27 December, 2006

diamonds and passport lost and found and luggage just plain lost

It's nice to see a story like this, and I sincerely hope that somebody over at Best Western corporate will take notice and reward this good deed.

My wife left a text book in a hotel room once. We phoned the hotel when we realized the book was missing but they weren't able to find it. It was a text book, expensive but of little value to most people. The hotel, btw was a very well known resort hotel that you probably have heard of.

Keep paying it forward!
Who knows, you or I could be a recipient.

Wytheville Enterpris
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Wythe County, Va.
Lost and found: diamonds and passport returned

MARY BETH JACKSON/Staff
The Wytheville Enterprise
Thursday, December 21, 2006

When Donna Russell entered room 115 to start cleaning Dec. 11 at Best Western, she found a small brown suitcase and reported it to her supervisor, thinking the guests had not yet checked out.

But they had.

Russell opened the suitcase to see if there was any contact information. She found a lovely diamond necklace in a box with a bow. "Woman probably have a fit if she don't get it," she said.

Then she saw a passport.

"I said, 'oh no, these people can't get into Canada!" said Russell, who has worked nearly three months with the hotel.

Meanwhile, Hattie Bolsby and her husband, Clare, were making the 11-hour drive from Wytheville to their Ontario home, miserable and distraught with severe colds. They'd cut short a visit to see Clare's sister in Florida to avoid spreading their illness to family.

Feeling so wretched, they never realized a piece of their luggage was missing ? one with their checkbook, bank records, Canadian and U.S. money for tolls, and other valuables. Upon arriving in Ontario, they dragged into their home and checked their messages.

"It was a shock when the machine said, 'we have found your suitcase here,'" Bolsby said.

Bolsby added, "We hadn't even missed it. We wouldn't have until the next morning because we were ill and weren't going to unpack the car."

She was delighted when the suitcases arrived Tuesday, missing nothing.

"We could have had identity theft," she said. "That was the most important suitcase we had."

If she had known it was missing, she said, she wouldn't have expected to get everything back.

"I've worked in the service industry and I know how things can drop," she said. "It is so easy for people to pick up things when they are in the service industry."

For Bolsby, it might have been a blessing that returned to her. She says she once returned a lost money clip and diamond rings to their rightful owners.

She says she's sent thank you notes to Russell and her supervisors at Best Western and plans to stop in on her next visit to give her thanks in person. "People around here are saying there are angels down there, and some are saying 'Santa visited you,'" she said.

Russell says it's all in a day's work.

"I tried to do the right thing," she said. "I'm thankful they got it, too."


And before we leave the lost and found, here's one to think about as you travel the airways and fairways. It comes to us courtesy of Billingsgazette.com.

Airline luggage found near Houston store


HOUSTON (AP) -- Authorities were trying Tuesday to figure out how dozens of pieces of luggage belonging to air travelers ended up in a trash bin behind a Houston pet store. The store's owners discovered .... link

26 December, 2006

Jibjab Year in Review

We mustn't forget to laugh now and then.


Nuckin' Futs! The JibJab Year in Review
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16 December, 2006

Garrison Keillor's Christmas letter



Garrison Keillor's Christmas letter, Salon.com, December 13.

"Dear friends. We are getting older but are in fairly good shape and moving forward insofar as we can tell. We still drink strong coffee and read the paper and drive the same old cars. We plan to go to Norway next summer. We think that this war is an unmitigated disaster that will wind up costing a trillion dollars and we worry for our country. Our child enjoys her new school and is making friends. She was a horsie in the church Christmas pageant and hunkered down beside the manger and seemed to be singing when she was supposed to. We go on working and hope to be adequate to the challenges of the coming year but are by no means confident. It's winter. God is around here somewhere but does not appear to be guiding our government at the moment. Nonetheless we persist. We see kindness all around us and bravery and we are cheered by the good humor of young people. The crabapple tree over the driveway is bare, but we have a memory of pink blossoms and expect them to return. God bless you all."

08 December, 2006

Evolution of Dance, Judson Laipply


Judson Laipply is the guy.

Evolution is the most viewed and the top rated video on YouTube.com, and over 80 million people have seen it.





Book Judson to perform or speak at www.evolutionofdance.com. You can also buy an Evolution of Dance t-shirt. And now, the video..

06 December, 2006

Jean Shepherd's Christmas Story -- read by Shep, Christmas day 1967











The film, A Christmas Story, is based on the stories contained in Jean Shepherd's In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash. Shepherd played the voice role of Ralph Parker, little Ralphy grown up.

Shepherd was a storyteller who held forth nightly on WOR, New York City, for many years, talking non-stop for 45 minutes (without commercials!) with fiction and fact about his Hammond, Indiana childhood, his life in Army Signal Corps and anything that happened to come to his thought. On Saturday night his show originated from the Limelight Restaurant near Sheridan Square in Greenwich Village.

Thanks to WOR being one of the 50,000 watt, clear channel stations, Shepherd was listened to by kids and grownups all up and down the East coast.

I remember one night after I moved to NYC, I turned to WOR to listen to Shepherd and he wasn't there. I called the station to ask why he wasn't on and was coldly informed that he no longer worked there. I never found out why but I suspect it had to do with frequent commercial interruptions. In the earlier days Shep could talk for the entire show gliding smoothly from topic to topic without commercial breaks. That changed in the 70s and the interruptions fitted neither Shepherd's stream of consciousness style nor that of his listeners.

I've heard it said that Shepherd just outgrew the medium. Sad loss for the medium.

Jean Shepherd died on October 16, 1999.














Here's Shep reading from In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash on his radio show, broadcast Christmas day 1967 on WOR, New York. Christmas story

For more of Jean Shepherd's show mp3s, go to Shepherd Archives.

Victor Borge and Marilyn Mulvey Have Fun with Verdi



The coloratura is Marilyn Mulvey.

Dating Habits of the Very Young and a Letter to Santa




Calvin and Hobbs


My eleven year old son came home from school yesterday, and while he was eating his chocolate chip cookie and drinking his glass of milk, he started to tell me about the note he found in his locker. He even offered the note to me to read. It was from a girl and she was asking him out on a date. At least, it seemed that way to me. She did warn him, however, that her parents said she wasn't allowed to date until she was 16.

Thank God.

I'm not ready for this.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash

04 December, 2006

01 December, 2006

What's a scoop run?


Just ease on over to Agoraphobia and see for yourself.
We used to do something similar in Virginia. We called it cruising.







Thank you Agoraphobia. It's nice to see someone laugh so well.

Kitty's Invisible Bicycle




Every cat should have one.

Skating in Saudi Arabia

Now doesn't this this look like fun? I have a feeling it could catch on big in the US. West Side highway here I come!
Courtesy ikbis.com.

30 November, 2006

April Winchell's funny spot


On the West coast lives a pretty lady who also happens to be a very funny and creative in a lot of ways lady. April Winchell is her name and her blog is one of the funniest around.

I was just there and what with Christmas coming and all, I thought how cool it would be to have on hand The Night Before Christmas to play for my son on---well, er um, the night before Xmas. Please don't strike dear Lord.

And who better to read it--I would but I always fall asleep--but Jay Leno. You too can have a copy for your very own. And, numerous other holiday delights as well. Visit April and check it out. Careful you don't split a side.

Oh, by the way. If you want to find out more about Ms. Winchell go to IMDB.

21 November, 2006

David Armand and Natalie Imbruglia in full version of Torn

David Armand is, in addition to being an excellent ensemble actor, (he is a member of the British comedy group the Hollow Men. They appeared on Comedy Central last year.)

This video LINK , in which Armand mimes the song Torn as sung by Australian actress, singer Natalie Imbruglia.



In this longer version, performed at London's Royal Albert Hall in October for Amnesty International's Secret Policeman's Ball, Armand mimes the full three and half minutes, joined in the second verse by the very lovely Miss Imbruglia.